Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.
Q: How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole?
A: Avacado's Number
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: How do you make seven an even number?
A: Take the s out!
Q: Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
A: It's two gross.
Q: Why couldn't the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Q: Why did I divide sin by tan?
A: Just cos.
Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
A: To Times Square.
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q: Why did the mutually exclusive events break up?
A: They had nothing in common.
Q: How is an artificial christmas tree like the fourth root of -68?
A: Neither has real roots.

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